That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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