And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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