Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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