we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
