Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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