clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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