if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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