I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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