Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
