Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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