So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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