I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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