Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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