He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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