I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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