the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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