Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's just like the Real World with babies
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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