im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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