I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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