it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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