So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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