Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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