I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
