Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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