More tranny stories later!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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