Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
