dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You're like the curious george of whores
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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