It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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