11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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