im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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