Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
try to milk me bitch
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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