So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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