at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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