I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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