He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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