I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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