He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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