I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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