we have pet lesbian snakes
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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