I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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