I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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