question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
birth control should be required to get into college
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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