he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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