I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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