You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her