i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.