Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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