So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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