Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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