what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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