Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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