well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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